Their inconsistencies make a lot more sense once you realize that their one true principle is to say whatever they think will get you to submit.
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My favorite is: If you drop your phone in water put it in a bowl of rice. An Asian will come in the middle of the night and fix it (but better delivery...timing is everything...okay it only REALLY works if your buddy just dropped the phone in water and they haven’t heard the joke
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