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Author of Dear Reader and The New Right Host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade / Subject of Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar

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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 8
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    one of the more bizarre aspects of having a public profile is not just that strangers think you are friends with them--that much i get--but that if you end up having to block them they think you're having a fight

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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 8
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        thank you in advance to all the midriffs with the puns about profiles

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      1. Ramsen‏ @RamsenMC Jun 8
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        So we aren't friends then?

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      1. 「Pseudonymous Snake ❗」‏ @pseudonymsnake Jun 8
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        Wanna do brunch on Sunday?

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      1. Michael Pollock‏ @JayPollock9 Jun 8
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        😂

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      1. Emma Cunnion  🕙‏ @Richard16211139 Jun 8
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        Nah man we’re boys, can’t change that.

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      1. Alexander Wilde III‏ @iiiWilde Jun 8
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        Lovers always have spats.

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      1. Everett Shapcott‏ @EvShapcott Jun 8
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        You... you mean we're not friends?...☹

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      1. Marge Bouvier‏ @MargeBouvier12 Jun 8
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        I know you mean all those other wanna-bes , not me ❤️

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      1. spelunkingplato‏ @edtofe01 Jun 8
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        If you end up banning me , I want to thank you in advance for the short but fun ride

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      1. Take the Cannoli...‏ @GangsterRanch Jun 8
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        You mean...you're NOT coming to the cabin this weekend?!😮

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