Oh man —— Nick Swardson - Don't Stab Mehttps://on.cc.com/QDkxKa
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Most mid-2000's standup didnt age very well but this bit definitely did
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Getting shot in the leg like Joe Biden wants or stabbed?
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Go moan to your meemaw, ya Shirley Temple-soaked Chicken Little
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Stabbing survival is typically 30%. Gunshot survival is typically 70%.
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I was wondering what the statistics were, didn't realize they were THIS skewed.
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I've always thought that I will one day be stabbed to death.
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Depends on the type of bullet lol
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