...says the ghost writer
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So you are not coming over to help me clean my garage?
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You sure? They keep Baskin Robins bubblegum ice cream stocked in the break room freezer.
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Im just asking you to reboot your computer to clear the error.
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Sir, I just need you to repeat the toppings you want on your pizza
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Well I think the fugitive slave clause says otherwise.
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You don't even know who I am.
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Keep ‘em comin’.
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Aha, my job is making sure you dont help me with my job so this actually helps....oh shit
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