My inner nerd who just wants to collect Magic cards and drink Jolt while complaining why girls don’t find me attractive because I’m too nice.

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Always be yourself on the toilet.
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Be the you half way through your third drink. Where you’ve got full mental acuity but the filter is porous.
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Good point. You don't have to ignore social context to be yourself.
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its not bad advice its just non-advice. It's like saying "just do whatever, idk"
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every time I’m myself I get left on read :/
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