i would have chosen bedbugs
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Third option: A naked Anthony Cumia
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Bedbugs legit drove me crazy. I dropped 5 of those bug bombs in a tiny apartment and nuked all of them. Any bug I saw going forward was inspected before being squashed.
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I actually have the second choice. A jewelry box my late dad gave to my late mother when they were dating in the 1950s. The music box part is broken and won't play, but every so often when I open it a few chimes will play. When that happens I always say "I miss you too Mom."
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Yup. And checking the seams of your mattress immediately when you think you might have a bite on your ankle. And then the dreams start...
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Joe Biden smelling my hair
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I've had bedbugs.
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My TV turned itself on in the middle of the night. I went to turn it off and at that moment a giant, framed painting landed on my apartment balcony. This was a surrealistic delight compared to having bedbugs.
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Is "bedbugs" code for something? I never knew that they were something that people worried about.
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