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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice May 16
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    Of these two, which is the scarier thing to be woken up by?

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    • Idk Libertarian Party of Connecticut 🔻Carlos Peligro🔺 Emré StockChartArt Very Handsome, hung, rich, Libertarian parody Che Pesci Richard Mozham Polly
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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice May 17
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        i would have chosen bedbugs

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      1. bleakly‏ @_bleakly May 16
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        Third option: A naked Anthony Cumia

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      1. Very Handsome, hung, rich, Libertarian parody‏ @AlexD80802877 May 16
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        Bedbugs legit drove me crazy. I dropped 5 of those bug bombs in a tiny apartment and nuked all of them. Any bug I saw going forward was inspected before being squashed.

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      1. Red, White, & Backin' the Blue 👮‍♂️ 👮‍♀️ 🇺🇸‏ @grisham_shrew60 May 16
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        I actually have the second choice. A jewelry box my late dad gave to my late mother when they were dating in the 1950s. The music box part is broken and won't play, but every so often when I open it a few chimes will play. When that happens I always say "I miss you too Mom."

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      2. Los Doyers‏ @losdoyers91 May 16
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        Yup. And checking the seams of your mattress immediately when you think you might have a bite on your ankle. And then the dreams start...

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      1. Ryan Huguelet‏ @ryanhuguelet May 16
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        Joe Biden smelling my hair

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      1. ...just zis guy, you know?‏ @RonInAustin May 16
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        I've had bedbugs.

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      1. Donair‏ @Don__Air May 16
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        My TV turned itself on in the middle of the night. I went to turn it off and at that moment a giant, framed painting landed on my apartment balcony. This was a surrealistic delight compared to having bedbugs.

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        Is "bedbugs" code for something? I never knew that they were something that people worried about.

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