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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice May 9
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    the midriff views every tweet about a negative behavior as a "clever" opportunity to turn it toward the speaker.

    9:49 PM - 9 May 2020
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    • No step Fireman's Helmet Pirate Metal Drinking Crewmember Frank Larios Michael Pollock Jonny Hotcakes Court malicisms 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 LLC.
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      2. Ricky Roller‏ @kingminion5 May 9
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        Oh, you think you’re clever, eh?

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice May 9
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        see thats how to do it

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      1. Ricky Roller‏ @kingminion5 May 9
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        Your a legend, Michael. Can’t wait for the next time on Rogan

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      1. 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 LLC.‏ @LibertyImplac May 9
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        Many such cases. I don't understand the motivation

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      1. Allen Birkholz‏ @Sorghaghtani May 9
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        pic.twitter.com/QGA3vv7RnT

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      2. 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 LLC.‏ @LibertyImplac May 10
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        𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 LLC. Retweeted Michael Malice

        https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1259349184311889920?s=19 …

        𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 LLC. added,

        Michael MaliceVerified account @michaelmalice
        the "comedy" version of a midwit makes the most basic obvious joke and thinks they are clever believes insults and using "edgy" references like "smoking crack" and "big black dildo" are inherently funny found disproportionately in improv circles https://twitter.com/SackJD/status/1259345901954502656 …
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      1. Dizzy‏ @Dizzy97114491 May 10
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        I think a good portion of the antagonistic behaviour you receive from people who would call themselves fans is caused by their familiarity with you. They spend hours listening to you so it feels as if they know you in a way, so they mess with you like they would a friend.

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      1. Midriff Barnacle‏ @StateIdiot May 10
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        I may have to declare myself a Midriff as I actually thought it was a drum beat in the middle of a bunch of drum beats. Sigh...my never recover from being unfollowed.

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      1. Bacicot‏ @bacicot May 10
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        So your saying it’s okay to torture animals. Got it.

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