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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 22
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    A year ago in my book The New Right I used Nancy Pelosi's love of ice cream to describe how people can sincerely hold views that are utter variance with their behaviors.pic.twitter.com/J3fhV8hmmd

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      2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 22
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        eagerly awaiting the screeches of "So what you're saying is Nancy Pelosi is always honest?" as well as "Real Republicanism has never been tried!"

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 22
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        https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu 

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      2. Bob Aultman‏ @Bobaultman Apr 22
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        Michael, stop tweeting things that are smart, logical, and easy to understand. My account is just turning into a Malice retweet account.

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 22
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        your fault for not having more pics of that cute babby

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      1. Jacek Segit‏ @jjsegit Apr 22
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        When simulation adjusts to the nearest description of "reality".

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      1. SenseiShaun‏ @BeverWhatever Apr 22
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        I didn't see any pistachio either... at what point do i start to believe you are Edgar Cayce reincarnated?

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      1. Graham Downing‏ @Graham39697268 Apr 22
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        Ive been a thoroughgoing listener of your show for a about 6 months, which I find to be not only entertaining but also highly insightful. I believe you are long overdue for a few of my shekels. Expect a donation for frivolous baubles soon.pic.twitter.com/zwxh2ZqSTz

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      1. Cameron Britland‏ @CBandit9 Apr 22
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        This is brilliant in its simplicity.

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      1. Joseph Bellofatto‏ @JoeBellofatto Apr 22
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        Brilliant observational reasoning.

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        Nice illustration, but slightly exaggerated. Each exclusion step is a factor of 1/3. So non-chocolate chosen 33%. Non-vanilla chosen 11%. Non-strawberry (aka pistachio) chosen 3.7 % of the time, or about 13 times per year. Your point remains, of course.

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