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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 19
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    Michael Malice Retweeted Jescy Rodriguez

    make me an offerhttps://twitter.com/JescyRodriguez/status/1252117778263355392 …

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    Jescy Rodriguez @JescyRodriguez
    .@michaelmalice what kind of thing would I have to do to see you dunk on every Kamala Harris tweet for 2 weeks straight?
    11:13 PM - 19 Apr 2020
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    • Capt Rosenrosen No step Veti Kenn Breece Steven Atkinson theotherserge Rocket Gregory Doherty nomarxism2
    12 replies 7 retweets 118 likes
      1. Hotep Nebuchadnezzar‏ @chadlismyname Apr 19
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        Send me video of you dunking at all and I’ll make you LITERALLY dunk on her the same way I dunked on Oprahpic.twitter.com/mEj8fNsHHm

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      2. Guns&Sandwitches‏ @GunsnSandwitchs Apr 20
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        Replying to @michaelmalice

        Guns&Sandwitches Retweeted nancy pelosi’s sentient $12K fridge 👔 💡 🦺 🇵🇸 🦦 🌹

        Do the voodoo that you do so wellhttps://twitter.com/forgivenchy/status/1243920903207092224?s=21 …

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        nancy pelosi’s sentient $12K fridge 👔 💡 🦺 🇵🇸 🦦 🌹 @fOrGiVeNcHy
        Kamala Harris as cop cars, a thread: pic.twitter.com/PAY29qU9m5
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      3. Progressive Anarchist (will pass you on the right)‏ @skanz0 Apr 20
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        Progressive Anarchist (will pass you on the right) Retweeted Progressive Anarchist (will pass you on the right)

        https://twitter.com/skanz0/status/1252203891267178496?s=19 …

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        Progressive Anarchist (will pass you on the right) @skanz0
        Kamala Oldham https://twitter.com/fOrGiVeNcHy/status/1243926839258746880 …
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      1. Warty Hugeman‏ @wartyhugeman Apr 20
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        Replying to @michaelmalice

        I'll chip in to get you some jamon iberico I hear it's sublime

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      1. Drew‏ @TheCycloneDrew Apr 20
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        I might need to get in on this action

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      1. DeLacratic‏ @dunnum_k Apr 20
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        i’m in for a finsky

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      1. Midriff Barnacle‏ @StateIdiot Apr 21
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        Two pairs of very rare Louis Vuitton purple Valour pants. Never worn cause I’ll never have. Size 28 waist again.

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      2. Jescy Rodriguez‏ @JescyRodriguez Apr 19
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        Replying to @michaelmalice

        A prized possession of mine: A signed copy of "the war on normal people" by andrew yang but I will sign it as well. Or A sub to youre favorite content creator for a month.

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      3. Jescy Rodriguez‏ @JescyRodriguez Apr 19
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        I know both of these things suck but im open to counter offers.

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      1. The Dad-Joke Libertarian‏ @MehLibertarian Apr 19
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        Make see how many licks it takes to get through a whole bag of tootsie pops

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