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Author of Dear Reader and The New Right Host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade / Subject of Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar

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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 4
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    it took me a couple of months to realize that Old Factory scented candles are a pun on olfactory

    12:53 PM - 4 Apr 2020
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      2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 4
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        Replying to @ZenonAlien

        midwits dont acknowledge a lack of intelligence dimwit would be better here

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      2. BeziJankec‏ @Jankec8 Apr 4
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        pic.twitter.com/hwcIB9yEPq

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 4
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        i deserve this

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      1. S Martin‏ @T_SMartin Apr 4
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        Nuttin gets past yous

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      1. Benjamin S‏ @Pathdom Apr 4
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        Had the same thing happen about a documentary about a homeless poet with schizophrenia living in Montreal, called This Beggar's Description.

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      2. Roger Smith‏ @Smitty59M Apr 4
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        Don’t feel bad. I was like 21 when I realized Arby’s was just the phonetic initials for R-oast B-eef.

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      3. CooperDuper‏ @CooperMiller86 Apr 4
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        Mind blown... never woulda put that one together

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        wow, I never realized that I'd like to think it's because I don't ever shop for candles but I've seen them before - more realistically it's just cause I'm dumb

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        You are an enigma.

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