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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 1
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    I will never cease to be disturbed by people who respond to requests to leave me alone with a monologue.

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      2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 1
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        if there's two ways I could change people's minds it would have to be these two: 1) don't take the black pill 2) define and enforce your boundaries

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 1
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        thanks in advance to the improv class for making literal pill jokes

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      4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Apr 8
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        the third thing would be to get people to appreciate that much of what your mind is telling you is often dishonest and should be taken with a grain of salt at best. it sounds like you and know your weaknesses but is often not your friend.

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      1. Eliza‏ @elizableu Apr 1
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        Those people act like you signed up for a newsletter. 😂

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      1. 93% peacefully built back better America 2020‏ @caredw624 Apr 1
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      2. Container Of Coffee‏ @D78Eand Apr 1
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        Wanting to be left alone is not what beckons a person to twitter.

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      3. Progressive Anarchist (will pass you on the right)‏ @skanz0 Apr 1
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        Please go away.

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      1. Stephen Spurling Is... @Drangula‏ @Drangula Apr 1
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        I'm trying to remember whether Greta Garbo got a monologue after saying "I vant to be alone" in GRAND HOTEL.

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      1. andrew matney‏ @midnightmatney Apr 1
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        Listen Malice.... 😂😂😂

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      2. Dee Johns‏ @mamadeedeej Apr 1
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        HAHAHAHA

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