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New episode, "Cuomo Gets The Call"
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To be fair, he thought it was his sister...errr wife.
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'c'mon man, I heard you liked me' is an amazing campaign slogan
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To be fair she was playing with his leg hairs. He just wanted to see if she had any hair.
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It’s all the cern hadron collider. It knocked us into some bizarre alternate dimension.
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Next thing you know, the reports will state how Biden has crawled back into an uterus for the duration of the elections.
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There is nothing sad about it. I’m glad it’s finally happening to someone who actually deserves it.
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For real??????
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It was the best of timelines, it was the worst of timelines
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