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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 23
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      i suspect my need to find a 30# dumbbell in NYC is akin to a heroin addict

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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 23
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      i cant believe while also not surprised that i dont know anyone in nyc with home weights

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        2. Phoebes2020‏ @allthefrensy Mar 23
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          I have kettlebells, 65lb, 50lb, and 20lb, as well as 10 and 15 lb dumbbells in my apt in Brooklyn... I’m quarantining with my parents out of town, happy to lend you

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        3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 23
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          omg omg omg DM me pls

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        2. Cameron Mosley‏ @CameronMosIey Mar 23
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          You need a single or a pair?

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        3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 23
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          ill make do with a single easily

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        1. McTwats A Lot‏ @McTwatsAlot Mar 23
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          somebody didn't prepare for the apocalypse...

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        1. 4dogwalker‏ @dogsanddawgs Mar 23
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          I had a whole squat rack/ power cage or whatever you call it, with both upper and lower pulleys, and I sold it like two months ago because I moved about a half mile from the gym that’s open 24 hours a day

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        1. SWIM R‏ @RevisitedRick Mar 23
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          Bowflex Select Tech.

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        1. Louis T Bruno-Official Author Page‏ @LouisTBrunoOff1 Mar 23
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          Unless you are Sylvester Stallone.

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        1. Brisby‏ @Brisby82 Mar 23
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          plenty with heroin though.

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        1. reonix‏ @coolfan Mar 23
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          I’m just bench pressing my missus and fattening her up to increase the weight. She has good genetics that moves much to the badonkadonk. If I had kids I’d be using them as dumbbells. Or a small dog would work too.

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