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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 22
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    If civilization ever returns, I would love an academic to study the ability of low-class males to talk on the phone with interminable monologues that nevertheless have no real content. They are using language in a manner entirely foreign to me.

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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 22
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        In a way it's more akin to singing: the words intermittently revert to the same mean, much like the chorus in a song.

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      1.  ❌  🇺🇸 Cheeku, I don’t kneel.  🇺🇸  ❌‏ @realCheeku Mar 22
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        #truth

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      1. Problem Attic‏ @ProblemAttic2 Mar 22
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        Can the study also include the seemingly inexplicable use of speakerphone in public?

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      1. Cyrus‏ @anon16073964 Mar 22
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        Surely you did it when you younger. I lost the ability in high school, but I remember chattering away in the tree house with my friends for hours.

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      1. John Buck‏ @BucknerNYNY Mar 22
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        High class males on the 24 news channels have made a career out of it. The good ones earn the title of talking head and the real standouts have hour-long shows named after them.

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      1. thewonderbox‏ @thewonderbox Mar 22
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        You just explained the majority of pod-casts & modern comedy

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      1. John Benedict Hilarious‏ @john_hilarious Mar 22
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        The same guys respond with "nothing" when asked what they're doing.

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      1. NiceGuyEddie‏ @NiceGuyEddie_1 Mar 22
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        Inability to male-bond #TouchOfRainman

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      1. αε𝓼𝖈𝕦𝓵‏ @aesculetum Mar 23
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        Is that like an Youtuber repeating himself many times over, just rearranging the same set of words, to hit that magical 10 minutes mark?

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      2. Roscoe Biggs  🇺🇸‏ @MagaRosco Mar 22
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        And yet 95% of all cell bandwidth is consumed by women of colour talking to each other.

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      3.  🦦Otter 🟧Black 🕺🏽‏ @npseaOtter Mar 22
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        They speak in gif it takes more bytes 🤷🏽‍♂️

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