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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 10
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      We are about one standard deviation from a literal Emperor Has No Clothes scenario, wherein a stark mad Biden parades naked while the corporate press trains ppl to believe this is a good thing.

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    2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 10
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      But wHaT aBoUt TrUmp

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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Mar 10
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      FUN FACT: Per the Secret Service, Biden likes to skinnydip in his own pool Ppl tried to say this is inappropriate in front of them, esp female agents (I strongly disagree that the protectee need be accommodating in the slightest)

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        1. bkParallax‏ @bkparallax Mar 10
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          It’s the kids on his lap rubbing the hair on his legs that are the problem!

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        1. Just Don‏ @just_dtr Mar 10
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          I hear the code word when he does this is “Cobra”

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        2. Say his name: #CannonHinnant‏ @new_yawwker Mar 10
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          It's actually old news.https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2014/08/01/biden-swims-naked-upsetting-female-secret-service-agents-book-claims …

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        1. SpinyNorman‏ @SpiniestNorman Mar 10
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          This is not just presidential, it is also godly.https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/nation-now/16-lesser-known-facts-about-billy-graham-including-that-time-he-went-skinny-dipping-with-lyndon-b-johnson/465-5a4da923-fd8c-44ba-aeb0-2386602b6429 …

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        1. Sol Invictus‏ @UndefeatedSun Mar 10
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          This is the best thing I’ve heard about Biden recently.

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        1. Ryan Schmitt‏ @RyanCSchmitt Mar 10
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          He got this idea from LBJ, who habitually menaced reporters, etc with his genitalspic.twitter.com/uz3FT2YPVW

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        1. James The Lesser‏ @HiThere144 Mar 11
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          I found out yesterday when googling for the quote on one of his myriad gaffes/bizarre topic choices, and this story was the first ~75 results. Apparently, even when google white-washes the Biden gaffe search results, they're just clearing space for more Biden gaffe results.😁

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          I'm not saying I would do that with agents standing around... but IF A MAN CAN'T SKINNY DIP IN HIS OWN POOL!? What is the world coming to?

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        2. Say his name: #CannonHinnant‏ @new_yawwker Mar 10
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          Dementia or not, Biden is a perv. The skinny dipping in front of female agents is totally in line with that and should have been #MeToo -ed.

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