These tweets are mind blowing
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If I was an Authoritarian, I would.
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That’s what you think. I’m gonna call in a bomb threat for every Quiznos in the tristate area
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Hey! We can hear you talking about us.
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We might be able to deliver via helicopter. How many bitcoins do you have?
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Heck ya!! Enjoy!

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Do you have any left over ovens from all of your closed stores in Virginia that I could buy. Also, what's the recipe for your rosemary parmesan bread?
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That's sad. You deserve better
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