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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Feb 13
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    If you have collector/hoarder tendencies like yours truly, set up a system to validate but contain your craziness. Getting into shirts? Buy 30 and rotate every day. If you want a new one, force yourself to discard the worst one.

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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Feb 13
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        this is how i nipped this scented candle rabbithole in the bud

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      1. Ray “The Raycist Koala” Reyes‏ @rayreyes5 Feb 13
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        Great advice. Thanks 👍

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      1. Noah M'sayin‏ @davetinkle Feb 13
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        of ALL the months you had to tweet this...

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      1. Sheila‏ @spud_ruckus Feb 13
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        Yeah... You had me up to discarding. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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      2. Myrtle_Manis‏ @MyrtleManis Feb 13
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        WELL THEM AR WERDS TA LIVE BY ILL TELL YE THAT YE KIN HANG UP SUM HARD TACK DEER MEET TA DRI AN SOON AS YE TAKE SUM OFFN THE RACK TA GNAW ON YE PUT SUM MORE ON THAT WAY YE WILL ALLUS HAVE HARD TACK DEER MEET US CONTRIE FOKE LIVE ON IT BUT CITIE FOKE NEVER HEERD OF HIT @CleetusCoy

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      3. CleetusMcCoy‏ @CleetusCoy Feb 13
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        I HERED OLE LAVAYDER MAE FALLED DOWN I DIDNT NO HIT WAS BEECAUSE SHED SLIPT ON A FROZED UP COW PATTIE OTIS DUN CALLED OLE DOC CARSON HES ON HIS WAY

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      1. Drbippes‏ @drbippes Feb 13
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        I just watched your 1st appearance on Rogan. Now this post is in perspective. LoL. 30 pairs of jeans. You're style is entertaining. Don't change.

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      1. fredo the second‏ @pber1 Feb 13
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        change disgard to donate and im on board

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        Totally. When I've not worn clothes in a while, I tell myself I'm being selfish and I'd donate it, or eBay it so the shirt will have someone else to hug...pic.twitter.com/oNGWd8SunS

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      2. Drew the Uncancelable‏ @MrDrewHashtag Feb 13
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        Ignore this otherwise great advice for firearms. Accumulate!

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