I’m in sales, it’s my job. I do it all the time. Sometimes I make up that I got it from somewhere, or something like that.
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“Found your email scribbled on a bathroom wall. Yes, I am looking for a ‘good time.’”
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>Sent from behind the shubberies in front of your house
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Why won't you just let me love you??
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I told you I found it on backpage
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Should be in the first sentence of the email.
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Arbitrary rule you made up. Fascism, literal fascism.
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I love when people who have it online are super weirded out by someone reaching out... "How did you get my contact info???" "Umm, you have it on your website http://literallyyourname.com/contactmeplease ?"
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