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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Feb 1
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    Of these, which personally brings you the tastiest, saltiest tears? (If you can't handle a forced choice, ignore this poll)

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    • Jim Flood Oliver Minitarian Roman Ellis 🇨🇦 Jess Puppy's breath Armando Beck Scoopan Pete Lisa McLaughlin ✝️🇺🇸🇬🇧🇮🇱
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      1. DigintheCrates‏ @ChiSportsHomer Feb 1
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        Corbyn losing was pretty sweet. Boris is nowhere near as objectionable as Trump is, as a personality, so that helps.

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      1. Travis‏ @TherealTravisN Feb 1
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        Tears of joy and laughter.. so E, all the above , 2020 is becoming a great show!

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      1. Mark Patient‏ @MarkPatient Feb 1
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        Brexit was the first sign of hope, and the reason I thought Trump would win. There’s a choice not on here that could rival it: Hillary not even appearing at her election night rally.

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      1. ∞ΨInfiniteMindΨ∞‏ @Transpersonal Feb 1
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        Your opinion of Shakespeare ;)

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      1. call me KEK 𓆎 𓆏‏ @NotJustAFrog Feb 1
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        For us brexit was long overdue no matter how much they tried to stop it, I think Speaker Bercrow tears tastes the saltiest especially that his wife had to press Jeremy Corbyn for a peerage because he knows the Conservatives won’t give him one because of his conduct.

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      2. Mark Gormley stan account‏ @witham_nick Feb 1
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        If you think this is great, wait until Bernie is robbed of the nomination again.

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      3. Joe‏ @WalterEvoli Feb 1
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        I’m looking forward to November and the aftermath

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      2. Savage Prime‏ @mcballz Feb 1
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        Trump’s re-election in November will be an ocean of salt. I’m totally expecting the leftist utopian cities of Seattle, New York, and San Francisco to just erupt as disgruntled leftists burn down their own cities in rage.pic.twitter.com/yEwJovc9lt

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      3.  😂CRYptoBABY 😂‏ @ant73_j Feb 1
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        I was working an election party in NY when W won his second term. The look of disbelief amongst the left was pretty funny. All I could think was "WTF did you think was going to happen?"

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