When your account reaches a certain size you accrue barnacle accounts who tweet gotchas at everything you do, never insightful and often incoherent. It's fun to mute them and only become aware of them when other followers reply with a "WTF are you talking about?"
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this one has been thirsty af https://twitter.com/arturcation
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lmao the barnacle is still at it six months laterhttps://twitter.com/Wolf_Shitzer/status/1268159733837561858 …
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hey lookie here, the barnacles paid off! thanks effrem!! http://michaelmalice.com/contribute pic.twitter.com/x9FHr8BkPR
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The profiles check out.
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Scrape the barnacles for more speed.
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When you described the species I thought it was a robust one but these are pitiful!
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Incoherent? Can Confirm...
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What is the sound of one hand clapping? Nobody in here but us midriffs.
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^ WTF are you talking about?
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