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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      Michael Malice Retweeted Jake Tapper

      I would be more than happy to mock Sully to his face about his stutter or his failed Mohammad Atta impersonation. This does not make me brave in any way, we both know he's not going to do anything.https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1218685372185632768 …

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      Jake TapperVerified account @jaketapper
      Capt. ‘Sully’ Sullenberger: Like Joe Biden, I Once Stuttered, Too. I Dare You to Mock Me. https://nyti.ms/36aBLFf 
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    2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      they call him Sully because it would take him thirty minutes to say his name

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    3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      the reason people know his name to begin with is because his engine stuttered

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    4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      sully wants to ban AR15's because they sound too much like how he talks

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    5. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      whats the difference between Joe Biden's stutter and Sully's stutter? the amount they shit their pants on stage when they try to get a sentence out

      2 replies 22 retweets 194 likes
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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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      why did Sully cross the street? to get to the other s-s-s- to get to the other sssss- to get to the other- FUCK to get away from the chicken

      9:33 AM - 19 Jan 2020
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        2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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          pics dont display correctly on twitter but the stuttering meme i had saved for years is on http://instagram.com/michaelmalice 

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        3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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          .@Captsully wanted to yell "Let's roll!" when he landed that plane but we all know R's are his kryptonite

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        4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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          What's the difference between getting from NYC to DC, and getting out a sentence? @Captsully can do the former in under an hour

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        5. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jan 19
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          Hey @Captsully is it true that the goose gave you stuttering powers like that spider that bit Peter Parker?

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        1. Rooftop Ron‏ @RonSwnsnRedPill Jan 19
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          Broke: “Why is malice so mean in his tweets” Woke: “why will I never be this savage? What have I done wrong in my life?”

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        1. BigMek  🇨🇦‏ @99_99emptyspace Jan 19
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          Savage just pure savagery... and I am loving every minute of it

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        1. Cathe Gordon  🇺🇸 🧡‏ @twitcathe Jan 19
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          Stop, I'm gonna pee!!!!

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        1. Laurence Watkins‏ @thelarrywatkins Jan 19
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          Reminds me of Anthony's 'Stuttering John' bit. Now I need to hear him do a Biden version!

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        1. Pete Sahut‏ @itsidahojoe Jan 19
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          When I grow up I want to be as savage as you.

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        1. TheMoralCase‏ @CaseMoral Jan 19
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          Funny

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