Stephen King hasn't written a good book a long while and now I know why. He's using all his best material on Twitter 
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In his defense a van stole his talent
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You look too young for that
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I'm old enough to remember when we used to use news papers to wrap our fis'n'chips in
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Accusing someone of racism has become the last resort of someone who has no other defense.
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Sad that it's sometimes their first resort.
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I didn't know McConnell is Russian-American.
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Different set of rules
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And King supports Tehran Nancy.
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I’m old enough to remember when the CIA didn’t kill Kennedy.
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