your parents look adorablehttps://twitter.com/mich1380/status/1214766591667318785 …
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Professional grade trolling
Thought it was a girl.
Same. Sincerely.
Maybe you should start writing children’s books so he can read your work.
Authors I've heard of = good Authors I've heard of = bad
“I’ve thought I’d heard of every author ever but now I get to add one to the list!”
Even better considering the ghost writer situation 
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