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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 31 Dec 2019
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    Petit fours are the most disappointing food on earth Marzipan is a distant second

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      1. P A X T O N-R O A D-O R I G I N A L‏ @PatBosto 31 Dec 2019
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        Quiche is the most disappointing food. Filled with ingredients that you like, yet tastes awful. Every few years I’ll try a piece as it doesn’t make sense to me why i don’t like it.

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      1. (•_•)‏ @AsTheWorldBurnz 31 Dec 2019
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        De La Rosa's are the best tasting marzipan candy ever.

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      1. Guy Faux‏ @Faux_Guy_ 31 Dec 2019
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        But...but...my marzipan Joy Joys are chock full of iodine!pic.twitter.com/JuHIdX1C7N

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      1. Ethan Slocum‏ @EthanSlocum 31 Dec 2019
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        Fondant is right up there as well

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      1. Epoch in America‏ @epochinAmerica 31 Dec 2019
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        Agree. Also any icing that you can "sculpt" is not worth eating. Remove it and pray that the cake itself is tasty.

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      1. brando‏ @1brando1 31 Dec 2019
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        Grand fours in Germany are worse

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      1. Colonel #Weeeuuuu!!!‏ @Th3ory_ 31 Dec 2019
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        🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Marla‏ @MarlaIsAwesome 31 Dec 2019
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        Exquisite looking desserts usually taste the worst. You expect the flavor to match its appearance.

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      1. Queen of AnCapistan‏ @syd_viciously 31 Dec 2019
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        I like them, but I'm really picky about them

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        depends who makes them.. indian, not the arrow..

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