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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 29 Dec 2019
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    Every time I see a cashier looking at their cell instead of the customers I smile knowing they are too stupid to recognize that they are basically staring at their replacement #FightFor15

    5:02 PM - 29 Dec 2019
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      1. Kavu Stock‏ @kavustock 29 Dec 2019
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        You are my favorite shit starter. An actual artist.

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      1. HandleBear‏ @YargerAllyn 29 Dec 2019
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        I for one look forward to a near future where I can run a small business alone as if I had 10 employees!

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      1. Grifter Rogers‏ @CFuzed 29 Dec 2019
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      1. wumpus‏ @quixotickevin 31 Dec 2019
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        Lol

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      2. ₜₕₑCₐᵣₛₜₒₙ‏ @TheCarston 31 Dec 2019
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        Wouldn't the cashiers just be replaced by a security guard at the door to make sure you paid for what you are taking out of the store?

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      3. the COLORADO Kid‏ @el_kanon 31 Dec 2019
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        No their jobs will be replaced with IT technicians who can service and repair the automated machines.https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/21/inside-amazons-surveillance-powered-no-checkout-convenience-store/ …

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      2. PariahDog1312 🗽 ⚖️‏ @Pdog119 29 Dec 2019
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        My industry was automated in the 60s and the biggest problem we have is lack of skilled labor to tell the robots what to do. Automation creates jobs... just not unskilled jobs. People who screw on toothpaste caps will still have jobs if they learn to fix toothpaste cap robotspic.twitter.com/J8BtrdpTpa

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      3.  🇺🇲 Hey Dude 77  🇺🇸‏ @Hey_Dude77 30 Dec 2019
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        Not really. The robot will cut the staff screwing on the caps significantly, and not all of them will be able to get jobs fixing the robot

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      2. Austin‏ @Austin52511339 29 Dec 2019
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        Why kiss the asses of random customers when we’re getting replaced either way?

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      3. VenezuelanBoogalorian‏ @amenpa 29 Dec 2019
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        That's the spirit! Keep it up, champ, you'll go far in life with that attitude.

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