I used to like eating Thanksgiving leftovers but then I quit cold turkey.
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Go stuff yourself.
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Great
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Never Again.
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This makes me think of the ad for "Chantix"-a prescription to help one stop smoking. I originally thought the turkey had tourettes until I realized it's peculiar gait included a "kick"-so clever.
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Yeah man, look out. The UN might come arrest you with their “army”...
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appreciate the effort
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I quit smoking cold turkey....but every so often I get the urge to open up the fridge and fire up a slice
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Tell them to show you where it says that
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