why buy a gun when you can buy a fire alarm? why buy a gun when you can buy a seatbelt? muses woman who should be listened tohttps://twitter.com/designmom/status/1198945801088753666 …
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Replying to @michaelmalice
Idk a low battery fire alarm may be more effective. *assailaint draws weapon* *you pull fire alarm out of back pocket featuring 200dB beep* *assailant is forced to search your junk drawers for a 9V battery and gets upset with your wife for always rearranging the drawer contents*
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