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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 19 Nov 2019
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    There's an enormous difference between introversion, which I have to a very high degree, and social anxietyhttps://twitter.com/AloysiusDevada2/status/1196928688778043393 …

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    Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie @AloysiusDevada2
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    Also it's the "hey man what supplements to you take?" Small talk bullshit that puts introverted Meatheads like me in the headphones looking down. I just want to get high on endorphins, leave me alone. I take testosterone and animals.
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      1. Katherine Marcano-Bell‏ @LatinxFarmer 19 Nov 2019
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        🙌

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      1. carolyn tackett‏ @CarolsCloset 19 Nov 2019
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        I hate talking to strangers but it doesn't make me "anxious". Which is difficult living in the South. People are very friendly here & every day is a chatfest.I got hugged by a total stranger in a 7/11 because I said "thank you" when she complimented my outfit.🤔

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      1.  ❤️ 🇺🇸 GEOTUS‏ @buybuydandavis 19 Nov 2019
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        Introversion - I'm just not that into you.

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      1. Captain Save-A-Ho‏ @CapnSave_A_Ho 19 Nov 2019
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        True. Source: I am blessed with both in abundance.

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      1. Qlearance‏ @qlearance 19 Nov 2019
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        Not social anxiety, it's more like, "I can feel the dendrites and axons deteriorating every second I listen to these people drone on about the most boring, inconsequential, and nonintellectual drivel, which I could never concoct myself, even under the threat of imminent death."

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      1. Fed Creates Inequality  🕊 🦇‏ @BohdarH 19 Nov 2019
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        Great Ted talk explaining introvertshttps://youtu.be/c0KYU2j0TM4 

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      1. Steppy‏ @PweaseNo 19 Nov 2019
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        "Don't like eating black licorice? What's the matter... can't HANDLE it?!"

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