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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 16 Nov 2019
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      Guys I think I may have to stop drinking Monster. for some reason i suspect it has started giving me adrenaline spikes in a bad way, which it hadn't before opened a new can now and will report shortly

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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 16 Nov 2019
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      ok an hour later im not getting that adrenaline spike i was concerned about but i am getting jittery and not fun-jittery. maybe will try in future as a treat and not my daily one-can ritual

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        1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 17 Nov 2019
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          it's not the monster i got it after just finishing some bread for breakfast usually i have a few sips of monster with it today i didnt and am getting that adrenaline spike

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        2. Epic_Falls‏ @falls_epic 16 Nov 2019
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          Caffeine is not a stimulant. It blocks adenosine receptors and because adenosine has the neuroregulatory sensation of being "relaxing" blocked receptors feels like stimulation.

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        3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 16 Nov 2019
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          ah thank you! very interesting

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        1. Joe Losch  🇺🇸‏ @ag_pilot07 16 Nov 2019
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          Do you have an empty stomach? I get that way once in a while if I drink one on an empty stomach.

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        1. Billy Jack Cheese‏ @william66210941 16 Nov 2019
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          Time to switch from Monster and Axe body spray to coffee and Brute, become a real man.

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        1. Plàyà Manhattan‏ @PlayaManhattan 16 Nov 2019
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          Try something with less B vitamins.

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        1. BlackHat‏ @BHDirCut 16 Nov 2019
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          I switched to the blue ones and it stopped happening. then cut out all sugar, but drink between 8 to 10 shots of espresso a day now.. 🙌

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        1. Garrett Steigleman‏ @Gschnitty 16 Nov 2019
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          One? I drink 2-4

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        1. Biff the Wonder Dog‏ @BiffWonder 16 Nov 2019
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          Only drink water. Only eat foods with only one ingredient (except for cheese. Cheese is awesome!).

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          Try Discipline GO by @jockowillink

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