Correct response: *point at nearest water fountain
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
As a rule, I always greeted a table with water in hand.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Ask the server if you're being detained.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
When somebody with me at table immediately says “take your time”
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Reminds me when I asked for an espresso and the waiter said he’d be right back with the dessert and coffee menu. I don’t want the menu, I want an espresso.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I usually say something like I’ll be right back with it. A good server should make every table they have feel like the only table they have. And to never let the guest know that they have other priorities before theirs.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
"I'll have X." "No problem." "Why would it be a problem?" "No problem."
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This is the reason I mostly just stay home. Well, one of the reasons.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable.
- 1 more reply
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.