I just learned that my grandfather is going to be a ghost for Halloween. My family signed the DNR
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It's not funny if you have to explain the joke
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When I die I want my kids and grandkids to make jokes about my passing that draw gasps from their coworkers.
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Tinder is probably a sensitive word
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Just when he was getting his life on track.
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I am sorry for your loss Micheal but god damn I respect your unyielding savage.
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Or both
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Maybe better with Gdate. To find people her own age.
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