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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 30 Oct 2019
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      I just learned that my grandfather is going to be a ghost for Halloween. My family signed the DNR

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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 30 Oct 2019
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      I am grateful to him for giving me the gift of the most awkward tweet in history I am ok, in lieu of condolences would encourage you to text a kind message to a loved one.

      4:47 PM - 30 Oct 2019
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        2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 31 Oct 2019
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          Grandfather died today. Or maybe yesterday, I can't be sure.

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        3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 1 Nov 2019
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          it was today technically grandma is in as good spirits as can be expected, joking around. yelling at my sister: "why did you come here? i've got enough problems." unclear whether she will be using Tinder or JDate

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        4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 1 Nov 2019
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          and now he's trending somehowpic.twitter.com/FtS6jhO0ry

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        1. 「Pseudonymous Snake ❗」‏ @pseudonymsnake 30 Oct 2019
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          I love you, have a kind message.

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        1. Paul‏ @Rustyspurs1 30 Oct 2019
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          Please tell me you asked him to prove theres life after death. It could the biggest live stream in twitter history. David Attenborough voice" will the mug move across the table at exactly 10.15?". Genuinely sorry dude. Why not tell us a fav story to honor his memory.

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        1. Jeff‏ @Coach_JIB 30 Oct 2019
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          I will Be happy to, but I don’t have your cell #

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        2. Captain Save-A-Ho‏ @CapnSave_A_Ho 30 Oct 2019
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          I haven’t spoken to my dad in 2 months. Tomorrow is his birthday. I wanted to call, but it’s hard. I just texted him and told him I’ll call him tomorrow. Thanks for the push.

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        3. Brian Bachner‏ @BrianBachner 30 Oct 2019
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          ❤

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        1. Jeff Peterson‏ @jp4rp 30 Oct 2019
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          Just buried my father a week ago. If you can't laugh at death, whats the point?

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          Done. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion. You have my condolences regardless.

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