If I could follow just one account on Twitter it would be you. 
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Michael Malice, you never disappoint, sir! Looking forward to your next
@joerogan Experience... If fills that hole of when Bob Newhart would be a guest on Carson...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That gif looks a lot more like Tulsi than it does Ma Squaw Liz.
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No ones going to do it? *sighs* fine. This dude worked for weiner.pic.twitter.com/EUvUVXtzbV
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Someone needs to Photoshop in a grey hair streak.
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And I hope she never does
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@ewarren has two safe words. Lewis & ClarkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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