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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 13 Oct 2019
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    The NPC belief that posting an insult in the form of a pic or gif makes it somehow more efficacious is amazing to behold. Even a simple original sentence is beyond their capacity.

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      1. Soccer Thoughts  🦠‏ @_SoccerThoughts 13 Oct 2019
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        I like posting gifs but every time I do I now think “Michael Malice would be ashamed of me right now.”

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      2. Caleb Gregory‏ @belac46 13 Oct 2019
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        pic.twitter.com/byo4RkTZI8

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 13 Oct 2019
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        precisely

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      1. YourWelcomeMatt‏ @Matt_Baierl 13 Oct 2019
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        If I post a gif of Will Ferrell to mock you it implies that a Will Ferrell gif used to mock me would cut me to the quick.

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      1. Adam Hammond‏ @_AdamHammond 13 Oct 2019
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        This is significantly compounded by the weakness of their memes.

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      1. joseph taylor‏ @Seph_taylor 13 Oct 2019
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      1. definitely not super man.‏ @clarkeffinkent 13 Oct 2019
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        People are inherently lazy. It's both great because we invent stuff like cars because walking sucks. But also terrible because we are swirling into a shit salad of wall-e, 1984, idiocracy and a brave new world seasoned with a dash soylent green. It's bitter sweet

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        Goddamnit. I have to look up efficacious to understand what you mean.

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