The idea that he isn't the smartest in the room is entirely incomprehensible.
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If you know that a joke is present, but you look around and can't find it anywhere, go and look in the closest mirror
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You can't make me
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He's super cereal.
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Are you seriously suggesting that the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side is a joke? If so, what is it?
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Actually, it’s an enigma couched within a riddle, vouchsafed by the intertwining of its tangs of compass-elusive morality play-like symptoms of pervasive (if not perverse) angular rectitude.
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Who was it said: when they go low, we go low brow?
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