the pen stand made out of a fossilized walrus tusk is en route to my house. https://t.co/jDzY7F2yS2
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wait, the USPS site now had it delivered as of 3:20, and it is here!!! NO COMEUPPANCE!!!!
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Surely Kafka applauds the absurdity.
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you sire are fake news!
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