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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 12 Sep 2019
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    Biden was the clear winner tonight. Everyone expected him to shit his pants, literally, and he smilingly held his own against all the attacks and closed hard.

    7:33 PM - 12 Sep 2019
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    • Jim Flood 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬 UnElectoral College Seymour Butts 𝐍𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 Matt Dr. DⒶVE , PhD Pirate Metal Drinking Crewmember Ian
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      1. wyatt.today‏ @wyatttoday 12 Sep 2019
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        the jury is still out on soilage

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      1. Scott Mick‏ @smickball 12 Sep 2019
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        I thought his teeth almost fell out?

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      1. Dent In The World  🚁 🤸‏ @dentintheworld 12 Sep 2019
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        Fair.

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      1. C S a former  👻 x 2‏ @c_s_bear 12 Sep 2019
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        He probably uses oops I crapped my pants as he exited.

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      1. Chris Nodimas 🍄‏ @CholeraFan 12 Sep 2019
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        Now he can go home and pour a Tom Collins and put on the phonograph and relax.

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      1. Willy Nilly  🇺🇸‏ @WilleeNillee 12 Sep 2019
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        Record Players?

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      2. Karol Markowicz‏Verified account @karol 12 Sep 2019
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        But we have no idea what he's talking about.

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      3. J Dub‏ @DubLU_3 12 Sep 2019
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        That’s why he won

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      1. H.E. Pennypacker‏ @TanoG4 12 Sep 2019
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        Seniorphobia??

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      1. TheKingZombie‏ @TheKingZombie 12 Sep 2019
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        the only winner was anyone who turned it off before they got started.

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