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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 7 Sep 2019
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    Guys biden is going to make some joke during the next debate along the lines of “hopefully my eye doesn’t start bleeding today” and it will be the cringiest thing since the british Office

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      1. Knock Knock‏ @Nobodieknows 7 Sep 2019
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        Then his eye will start bleeding again.

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      2. Flavor Daddy‏ @flavor__daddy 8 Sep 2019
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        Creepiest uncle timeline

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      1. fullofnopes‏ @fullofnopes 7 Sep 2019
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        Please God let Warren try and drink a beer again.

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      2. tinymeatloaf‏ @tinymeatloaf 7 Sep 2019
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        I really hope it goes something like this: "Now, Donald Trump likes to claim the media is biased against him and carries water for me. How can he say that when that CNN was so tough on me they had me literally seeing red?"

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      3. tinymeatloaf‏ @tinymeatloaf 7 Sep 2019
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        Or a less likely but better one: "Don't worry everyone, I've already checked and Hillary hasn't swapped my eye drops for hot sauce again."

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      1. GregEsq‏ @GregEsq 7 Sep 2019
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        “You noticed my eye. You should see the other guy! .... At the ophthalmologist. I’m probably here all week, folks.”

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      1. Ethan Slocum‏ @EthanSlocum 7 Sep 2019
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        After the success of The Office it only made sense to do an english spinoff. I read that @StephenMerchant got his friend @rickygervais to do a recurring role but even that couldn't save the project.

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      1. Spreadsheeticus‏ @spreadsheeticus 7 Sep 2019
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        Can’t wait.

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        "hopefully my eye doesn't start bleeding today Ooh - as an actress said to a bishop!"

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