Then his eye will start bleeding again.
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Creepiest uncle timeline
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Please God let Warren try and drink a beer again.
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I really hope it goes something like this: "Now, Donald Trump likes to claim the media is biased against him and carries water for me. How can he say that when that CNN was so tough on me they had me literally seeing red?"
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Or a less likely but better one: "Don't worry everyone, I've already checked and Hillary hasn't swapped my eye drops for hot sauce again."
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“You noticed my eye. You should see the other guy! .... At the ophthalmologist. I’m probably here all week, folks.”
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After the success of The Office it only made sense to do an english spinoff. I read that
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Can’t wait.
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"hopefully my eye doesn't start bleeding today Ooh - as an actress said to a bishop!"
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