Pick up a gig writing for @NeilHamburger?
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Is this an anti joke or did he actually tie an onion to his belt?
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6 hours ago I quoted this as we prepared dinner. One of two things must be true: either Malice is listening to me at all times, or we are living in a simulation.
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Harsh, but fair.
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*snickers*
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I thought it was to keep Italian vampires away
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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.
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So he could finally take a proper leek?
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