“Martina Navratilova, which is the result of an East German robotics program, has broken irony sensors.”
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Nah, I'm not gay and was never that good at tennis.
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She yelled at me once because I had no idea who she was


"I need to see your credentials"
"Don't you know who I am?"
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Left wing people at my work genuinely think he has no sense of humor
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Greatest troll alive
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Angry feminists are my benchmark for humor. They’re hilarious!
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