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    1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 26 Jul 2019
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      Incidentally, if you see this quote, Camus never said it: “In such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners.”

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    2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 26 Jul 2019
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      Emma Goldman never said this: "If I can't dance I don't want to be in your revolution."

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    3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 26 Jul 2019
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      Margaret Thatcher never said this, it was Laurel Thatcher Ulrich: "Well-behaved women seldom make history."

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    4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 26 Jul 2019
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      Voltaire never said this: "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

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      Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 26 Jul 2019
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      Goebbels never said this: "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. "

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        1. Ethan Nicolle‏Verified account @AXECOP 26 Jul 2019
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          Chesterton never said “when you cease to believe in God you do not believe in nothing, you believe in anything”

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        1. Brandon Worsham‏ @br4nd032 26 Jul 2019
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          I saw somewhere that Russians weren’t good at advertising.

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        1. Zerael‏ @Simon25249431 26 Jul 2019
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          Which makes it given funnier given what the quote says! :)

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        2. John Miles‏ @PrivatizeEdu 26 Jul 2019
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          But @ComicDaveSmith has said everything attributed to him

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        3. Gabo‏ @neomort 26 Jul 2019
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          Goebbels, or himself?

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        1. Smirking Joe‏ @JoeSmirking 26 Jul 2019
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          You should publish a short story in the style of "Everyone I don't like is Hitler"

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        1. M.W. Hunter‏ @m_w_hunter 26 Jul 2019
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          Hey, man, you don't know he didn't say that. You weren't there.

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        1. Drewski‏ @Drewski_chicago 26 Jul 2019
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          I’m not sure if I should repeat this.

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        1. #pervyjoe‏ @yes_808 26 Jul 2019
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          Of course not. He said this. “Wenn du eine Lüge erzählst, die groß genug ist, und sie immer wieder wiederholst, werden die Leute es irgendwann glaube”

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