Amazing.
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Why do you think his family left?
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For some reason, I just don't think he will...
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You should have given the Soviet Union more of a chance. How do you know you wouldn’t have really liked it?
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Can we all say it together? Imagine being this person.
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@twoforfives is a parody account. Mildly amusing facsimile of your average midwit NPC, but blows his cover by over-egging the cognitively challenged pudding.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I suspect your parents instantly stopped being from there.
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I stopped to poop once in South Carolina. There's more of me in SC then there's of SC in me. Being said as a True Gentleman of the Carolinas.
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