if my sick burns raise enough cheddar to pay for that shaving brush made out of a (unharmed!) hippo's tooth, i think it is safe to say i have reached an entirely new tier of trolling
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I'm glad my small donation could help pay for something so cool haha

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this is so decadent and dumb, i love it! thank you
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And it comes with a free bottle of moisturizer made from the tears of migrants.
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Well...at least it's poacher free.
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Good to see the elephant in the room.
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Shit...I didn't know you were one of those e-beggars...I may have to unfollow you for this.
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I've seen fossilized walrus tusk and bones from an extinct sea cow used on straight razor handles as well. I don't know how it caught on but I just wish I could justify the purchase
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Next challenge: Something made out of pre-ice age wolf. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-age-wolf-head-permafrost-russian-animal-yakutia/ …
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Is the blade Gillette Mach 3??
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