if my sick burns raise enough cheddar to pay for that shaving brush made out of a (unharmed!) hippo's tooth, i think it is safe to say i have reached an entirely new tier of trolling
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According to our HUMINT, you are always short.
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I only used to get a quarter for my tooth, this is a lucky hippo
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