Shortly after 9/11 an incredulous pilot was arrested for pointing out to the TSA that, as the pilot, he could take down the plane if he wanted to.
-
-
Before everyone lies down for the night, please remember to give thanks to the government for making All our lives simpler, safer, and better.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
One of the most useful definitions of power is that it is the ability to be a hypocrite with impunity.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
An IQ 85 TSA employee can only respond to a challenge - real or imagined - with troglodytic force.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.