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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 1 Jun 2019
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    I always find it odd when eliminated contestants feel as if they're in a position to give the audience advice on how to succeed.

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    • Lloyd Christmas Jadis (the Self-Made Woman) Argiope 🌺 Bryan Bartnik H. L. Menger Patrick, the libertarian copywriter Thomas Joey Armao Chris Jones S. Duckrow ❌
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      2. Stephen Fishbach‏Verified account @stephenfishbach 2 Jun 2019
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        I feel attacked

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 2 Jun 2019
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        🥑😭

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      2. terry schappert‏ @terryschappert 1 Jun 2019
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        BUT I'M WITH HER

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      3. Father Nerd of the Holy Church of the FPS 🇵🇷  🃏 📃‏ @thepocketgeek 1 Jun 2019
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        Seriously underrated Tweet.

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        It's not easy to get onto the show. There are little industries teaching people how to get cast on reality shows.

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      1. RightWingStunter‏ @AiderNr 1 Jun 2019
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        I like the relationship advice I get from my divorce clients.

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      1. Emma Goldman-Sachs‏ @TearsOfKekistan 1 Jun 2019
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        Every plane crash makes planes safer when airlines share information.

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      1. Luke Simpson‏ @TheGreatErenan 1 Jun 2019
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        I always felt the secret goal of The Apprentice is to say “You’re Fired” simultaneously with Trump and then call jinx before fleeing the board room so he can’t finish the show unless he buys you a coke

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      1. Joey‏ @joeybxborn 1 Jun 2019
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        She did successfully embezzle millions from her “charity”...successful at crime

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        If they say, “don’t be like me.” It’s probably good advice.

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