Security cameras? 
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Oh my, the idea that a voluntarily funded army might be used to assume state like power is such a great argument to favor armies funded by government coercion that already have state power instead.
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low dexterity and sloppy sleight-of-hand?
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What is, getting arrested....? (upward vocal inflection) I’d form a militia before I’d ever shoplift. At least one is protected constitutionally.
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Crap, I didn't realize. I don't shoplift, guess there goes my hopes of a private army. Was going to call them the Undefeatable Sycophants Army. I even had the insignia and ranks. U for Undies as generals S for Syco as Sargents A for Ants as recruit
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probably the law stops you, i bet its the law. thats the only thing that prevents shoplifting. is it the law?
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Society will become chaotic if we don’t allow members of society to put pieces of paper in boxes
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If indecent exposure laws were overturned overnight, how many people would immediately go running naked through the Apple store? Has anyone been just about to then they quickly checked the books and were stymied by a law?
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Somebody building a larger private army to still your land.
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Killer robots?
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