Me, turning serious:” I should like this tweet”
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"Mommy why is that man talking to that ficus plant"
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What Alexa said to me was "Hmmmm..."
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Poor Bill. He's too old to have children at a "made-up quote age", so he has to make up random strangers.
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I've asked Michael Malice NOT to follow me on twitter. I want to make it on my own.
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