I like the ones that sign-off with “it’s satire” like they can’t think any deeper than basic dialogue lines.
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Noted.
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Everyone gets one. Then you're done.
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I feel like this should come before “Author of...” but that would give it away too. Hell is other people, JPSarte
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Snitches get stitches
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