My Uber driver is a Muslim from Uzbekistan and is delivering me a lecture in Russian and we're trapped in traffic and he keeps bringing up Jews, and the slur for Jew and the word for eating is very close and his accent is thick af.
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So many people think learning a second or third language is a good thing. It's often not
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I hope he ends it by asking what your favorite part of the ride was
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Do you have the ‘bobble head’ nod goin on, while constantly repeating “da”?
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Be sure to employ dialectical reformulation before addressing his concerns
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Happy Mother's Day
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Try and bargain the fare down!
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I hate to do this, but if he doesn’t like America...pic.twitter.com/YQnv5WSxTk
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You deserve it.
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Slap him with your left shoe.
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Did you record him and send it to Uber? This hack needs to be gone.
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